Words I have made up:
1. Fevil. If you know what fugly is, you can figure this out.
2. Stepwife. Because I KNOW this happens in the Ozarks or somewhere. And for the record, I was born in West Virginia, which gives me license to make fun of other places thought to be inbred or worse.
I took two of my usual pills for sleep since I need to snooze before work tonight. More soon, but I can't keep my head from wobbling.